About
Someone who loves to compare irrelevant things
That's the whole bio. It's a hobby, not a job - nobody is paying me to do this, which is exactly how you know I mean it.
Most mornings I grab a few animals that have no reason to be in the same sentence, and I decide, out loud, which one wins. The categories are cool, weird, and gross. There is no fourth category. There is no panel of judges. There is just me, a coffee, and a verdict.
I don't edit them. On purpose.
One take a day, and then I walk away from it. I don't go back and quietly "improve" yesterday's ruling, because yesterday's ruling was true yesterday. Whatever won, won - in that mood, with that coffee, it was the correct answer. I'm not going to sit here and relitigate Tuesday.
A daily take is a photograph, not a contract. It was true to the moment, and the moment is gone.
Yes, the comments are open. No, you're not changing my mind.
You can absolutely tell me I'm an idiot, and a lot of you will, beautifully. I read all of it, and I'll probably enjoy your rebuttal more than I enjoyed writing the thing you're rebutting. Other people's opinions are genuinely one of my favorite things. They're just not going to retroactively edit the post, because the post already happened and so did I.
The two things I'm not a clown about
The opinions are mine and worth roughly nothing. But the facts link to somewhere real, and every photo belongs to the human who actually took it - credited, with their license, every time. I'll be wrong about which animal is cooler forever. I'd just rather not be wrong about the animal.