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#Vampyromorphida

1 matchup tagged Vampyromorphida.

A hairless, wrinkled pink naked mole-rat with prominent front teeth

A small dark reddish juvenile vampire squid drifting among white particles in deep water

A black male magnificent frigatebird with a red throat pouch beside a white-headed juvenile

Naked Mole-Rat vs Vampire Squid vs Magnificent Frigatebird: An Unkillable Wrinkly Sausage, a Squid From Hell That Eats Snow, and a Bird That Mugs You Mid-Air

One refuses to die. One refuses to be a real squid. One refuses to ever land. Three categories, one winner, zero editing.

2h ago · 5 min

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