Animal comparisons nobody asked for

by someone who loves to compare irrelevant things

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#desert

1 matchup tagged desert.

A shoebill standing upright showing its massive clog-shaped hooked bill and pale grey plumage

A shaggy striped hairy frogfish resting on the seafloor covered in whisker-like skin spines

A bright red and black fuzzy velvet ant, a wingless wasp, walking on the ground

A long-eared jerboa, a tiny desert rodent with enormous ears and long hind legs

Shoebill vs Hairy Frogfish vs Velvet Ant vs Long-Eared Jerboa: A Statue That Swallows Crocodiles, a Fish in a Bad Wig, a Wasp Named After Killing Cattle It Never Killed, and a Rodent That Is 80 Percent Ears

Four kingdoms of vibe, zero theme, one winner. Judged only on cool, weird, and gross.

5h ago · 5 min

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