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1 matchup tagged Gastropoda.

A burrowed bobbit worm (Eunice aphroditois) with iridescent body emerging from sediment

A large coconut crab (Birgus latro) with thick blue and orange legs on the ground

A blue dragon sea slug (Glaucus atlanticus) with bright blue frilly cerata held in a hand

Close-up front view of an agile antechinus (Antechinus agilis), a small brown marsupial, on cloth

Bobbit Worm vs Coconut Crab vs Blue Dragon Sea Slug vs Agile Antechinus: A 10-Foot Sand Bear Trap, a Tree-Climbing Nutcracker That Weighs 9 Pounds, a Grape-Sized Slug That Mugs a Man o' War for Its Weapons, and a Mouse That Has So Much Sex It Falls Apart

A worm, a crab, a slug, and a marsupial walk into a bar. Three of them leave. One of them is legally dead from exhaustion.

3h ago · 6 min

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